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Postby azminiman » Sat May 10, 2008 6:19 pm

I guess for the same reason we all have to touch something pointy to see if it is really sharp..

Ok, If a apple is red. banana is yellow, ect ect.. fruits all have a name and a color. Then why is a orange orange. Why does it not have its own name?
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Postby minisaz » Sat May 10, 2008 6:40 pm

Come up with something, we'll start using it.

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Postby AZMini » Sun May 11, 2008 11:37 pm

Licking, Lots of licking.

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Postby scuzzlepook » Mon May 12, 2008 1:30 pm

And how!

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Postby jax archillies » Mon May 12, 2008 2:48 pm

so the vodka drips off easier!

Who devised the "lemon-lime" craze?
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Postby minisaz » Mon May 12, 2008 3:08 pm

Easy... The LLGA (LemonLime Growers of America)

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Postby deemotored » Mon May 12, 2008 4:20 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That's a good one!
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Postby scuzzlepook » Wed May 14, 2008 2:50 pm

I guess for the same reason that dinner doesn't cook itself and money doesn't grow on trees...


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Postby deemotored » Wed May 14, 2008 4:00 pm

FIRE!


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Postby scuzzlepook » Wed May 14, 2008 8:30 pm

If you go online, you can find a ploethra of places to find out where the cat's pajamas are... ARGH!

If a person with one arm or one leg goes to get a manicure or pedicure done, do they pay half price?
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Postby minisaz » Wed May 14, 2008 8:41 pm

I would say yes, but only Dee would know for sure!

What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.
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Postby scuzzlepook » Thu May 15, 2008 1:49 pm

Whats a better word than "Fail/Failure" on the grading scale that would begin with "E"....

How come only your fingers and toes look like raisins after an extended amount of time in the shower or pool and nothing else does?
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Postby minisaz » Thu May 15, 2008 3:10 pm

Your not a man... :lol: :lol:

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Postby scuzzlepook » Thu May 15, 2008 6:22 pm

1. oooooh so many places that I could go with your previous response... I shall refrain to the best of my ability!! :lol:

2. I think we need to change this to the "Teresa & Tim Answer & Ask" game... seems to be that you and I are the only ones playing. :?

3. Uh.. captain?



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Postby AZblackOUT » Fri May 16, 2008 4:47 am

I say u die on the later day, this way you can hang out on the otherside and have just one more day to enjoy :lol:

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