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Postby minisaz » Tue May 20, 2008 3:01 pm

Fill in the Caption. Best submission will win a fabulous prize!!

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Postby deemotored » Tue May 20, 2008 3:12 pm

Officer says, So what kind of shoes are those?

Mark says, Why officer, are you flirtin with little ol me?
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Postby Sanbient » Tue May 20, 2008 3:39 pm

Officer: "So if I sign this contract, you'll get Dee to stop stalking me?"

Mark: "Absolutely, just sign there, initial here and we're done."

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Postby deemotored » Tue May 20, 2008 6:47 pm

You WISH I was stalking you. It's quite a privilege! Now, back to the game please! :lol:
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Postby Carey934 » Tue May 20, 2008 8:33 pm

Officer says: I've been waitin' for you ALLLLL day!

Mark says: Well, I got here as fast as I could!
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Postby DogWashMini » Tue May 20, 2008 9:29 pm

Officer: You really put my patrol car to the test on these windy roads.

Mark: Too bad you didnt need to use those stop sticks. I have run flat tires. Ha!
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Postby azminiman » Wed May 21, 2008 12:40 am

Officer: You were going awfully fast there son in that little car...

Mark: SH%&, you should see what i can do in my GP!
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Postby azminiman » Wed May 21, 2008 12:42 am

Officer: I cant get over the size of that thing you got going on there

Mark : but officer, its actual size
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Postby Louie B. » Wed May 21, 2008 4:33 am

azminiman wrote:Officer: I cant get over the size of that thing you got going on there

Mark : but officer, its actual size


Hey don't ruin the contest by telling us what was actually said there! :P :lol: :roll:
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Postby AZMini » Wed May 21, 2008 4:49 am

Officer: I really like your mini.

Mark: Yeah, its a fantastic car. I've got another..... hey, wait a minute!
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Postby deemotored » Wed May 21, 2008 5:54 am

Officer: Hey, where's that UKSUV guy? We've been looking for him for some time.

Mark: Well his car can only make it to the grocery store down the street.
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Postby AZMINIS » Wed May 21, 2008 9:24 am

Officer : Your window tint was so dark I didn't recognize you Mr. Ryan, Can I have your autograph ?

Mark : Sure, just don't sell it on Ebay.



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Postby bigcoyote » Wed May 21, 2008 8:32 pm

Officer: " Why should I give you a break today?"

Mark: " I have a bootleg box of Crispy Creme Donuts in the boot...They are all yours if you put down that pen"
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